NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping her. 
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fin e. 
4. Go Ahead: This is a dare....NOT permission...Don't Do It!!!! 
5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a nonverbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 
6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make t o a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 
7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you. Do not question or faint. Just say you're welcome!!!! 
8. Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying @#$% YOU!!! 
9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result i n a man asking, "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.