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It's been a long, long time since I watched that stuff on TV, but if I can remember back to the last time I did . . . it seems like they're all so damn good at it.  It's like an elegant, choreographed, hairless dance. 


But for the rest of us, it ain't so perfect.  Or hairless.  A new survey found 81% of people say they've made a HUGE mistake during sex.  Here are the top 10 . . .


1.  "Misdirected thrusting" . . . in other words, thrusting it where it ain't supposed to be thrusted.


2.  Calling out the wrong name.


3.  Falling off the bed.


4.  Saying something stupid trying to do dirty talk.


5.  Getting caught in the act.


6.  Getting injured . . . like a carpet burn or a cramp.


7.  Breaking the bed or some other item.


8.  Falling asleep.


9.  Getting stuck in handcuffs, restraints, or outfits.


10.  Losing items in intimate places